Friday, November 21, 2008

11/21/08- 2:02 p.m.


Right now there's a little girl hold a towering ice cream cone and she's trying to catch the scoops in her mouth as they fall from the top.

Next to the girl there's an unhappy man in a business suit holding a lollipop. Atop his head is-- surprise!-- an errant scoop of ice cream.

I think, in an effort to kidnap the girl and molest her, the man bought the girl the lollipop, then the ice cream. He has to hold the lollipop now, because she's busy with the ice cream. From the look on his face, he's sort of regretting the entire ordeal. Maybe he'll rent a car next time he's abducting children.

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